Name:

Matt Shiplet (shadow

Sex:

Male

Age:

20

Sign:

IDK I'm on the cusp, I am Tiger for sure

 

Member Since:

2006

Room:

The duct taped one

Email:

shimatt@lycoming.edu

Home Page:

I haven’t created one yet

Facebook:

I have never had , nor ever will have, a facebook profile. Its

just another way the system tracks you.

 

Random:

Some day when we master the winds, the waves, the tides, and

gravity; we shall harness the energies of love. Then, for the second

time in the history of the world, man will have discovered fire.

 



 

Name:

Josh Markloff

Sex:

M

Age:

22

Sign:

Yield

Member Since:

Fall 2006

Room:

Some where on the other side of campus

Email:

marjosh@lycoming.edu

Home Page:

 

Facebook:

Yes

Random:

World Domination has been delayed… Talk amongst yourselves.



 

Name:

Sarah deRosa

Sex:

Female

Age:

21

Sign:

Sagittarius

Member Since:

2004

Room:

Williams 109

Email:

dersara@lycoming.edu

Home Page:

None

Facebook:

I don’t deal with that sh¡t

Random:

Please, for the love of God, DO NOT ask me the question, “Are you okay?” unless I am crying or about to kill someone! If you do ask me, you just might be the person I slaughter that day.



 

Name:

Matt Wright

Sex:

Male

Age:

20

Sign:

The Ram

Member Since:

2004

Room:

104

Email:

wrimatt@lycoming.edu

Home Page:

Me with a homepage?

Facebook:

http://lycoming.facebook.com/profile.php?id=67100200

Random:

I am the Sith’ari ( tell me what this is for a cookie)

 

Name:

Jen Stinner

Sex:

Is for lovers

Age:

Too young for fun

Sign:

Biohazard

Member Since:

2005

Room:

106

Email:

stijenn@lycoming.edu

Home Page:

Too lazy to have established one

Facebook:

Is satan

Random:

I want a pet lemur

Name:

Josh (stick it to the man) Stippich

Sex:

Male

Age:

19

Sign:

Leo

Member Since:

Fall 2005

Room:

110

Email:

stijosh@lycoming.edu

Home Page:

http://www.xanga.com/thewombatofdoom

Facebook:

http://lycoming.facebook.com/profile.php?id=67101171

Random:

I ate a leprechaun because he was trying to steal my duct tape that I had just painted gold.  This was because I had accidentally stabbed myself with one of my booby trapped needles of LSD and so, was thinking weird.  Fortunately, the blue penguin rescued me and turned me into a newt.  Naturally, the leprechaun didn't fit in my belly so he was transported to a dimensional plain where lily pads were the size of walruses.  The he frolicked gaily until he fell into a hole and was never heard from again (except by his mother, whom he wrote to occasionally). Meanwhile, my golden duct tape turned out to be a widely coveted object, ranking in there with the Holy Grail, Dijorno Pizza, and shower curtains.  It was a very good thing I made all of those booby traps out of drugs.  Unfortunately, this attracted druggies from Saint Benji's Rehab Center in Austria, so it didn't work out for too long.  The penguin thought so too.  Not questioning his logic or his cerulean color, I decided Africa would be a much better place to hide something. Walking through the jungle, I came across these little people named pigmies who saw the penguin (being their height) as one of their own, and took my golden roll as a god.  It was weird, and their food wasn't very good, so I moved on.  As did the penguin of blue.  Next to assail us was raucous children of ages 4 and 3 quarters to 11, wielding semi-machine gun/slingshot/watermelons.  Just then, improbability worked in our favor and 45 and a half German Elephants fell directly on top of them.  The sound was distinct.  Like a combination of a Hefty Trash Bag filled with vegetable soup hitting the pavement from 11.7888 repeating stories up and some alien giving birth.  We decided to leave Africa after that. For our protection, it was agree that we would go to study the arts of the ninja, and be kick ass.  Unfortunately, it was 2.95 plus tax, and we, being a blue penguin and some random guy, couldn't afford.  Instead, we decided to try and impress them with our own style of fighting:  Break-dance-funky-chicken-noodle-soup-street fighting.  It almost worked....Except not at all.  Instead, we sent them laughing and one kid who stopped to watch got stuck reciting * forever because he was so dumbfounded.  That sucks. By that time it was Halloween, and we scared all the little kids away by lighting the driveway on fire and duct taping a kid to a pole in the middle.  We got alllllll the candy that night.  I don't even remember what penguin wore as a costume, but mine was a platypus with eyebrows. I decided to lock up the duct tape in Fort Knox so no one would steal it, and proceeded there.  They were closed.  That's America for you.  So, I ended up putting it in a steal piggy bank, where no one could get at it. The next day, I came home from work, which I had had a vacation on indefinitely until I had returned and said indefinitely was over.  The piggy bank was gone, and penguin was super glued to the couch.  I thought that was pretty funny, so I invited over the neighbors.  I even did a little painting.  But then I remembered my precious duct tape, so I grabbed penguin, cushion and all, and went on the quest for the golden duct tape.

 

Name:

Sean Waite

Sex:

M

Age:

Not as old as Luke, but still old.

Sign:

EAT AT JOES

Member Since:

Time immemorial

Room:

Lounge

Email:

waisean@lycoming.ed

Home Page:

Working on it

Facebook:

None

Random:

#include <cstlib>
#include <iostream>

int main()
{
    std::cout << rand() << std::endl;
}

Name:

Kristi Zanker

Sex:

F

Age:

19

Sign:

Taurus

Member Since:

2005

Room:

105

Email:

zankris@lycoming.edu

Home Page:

Don’t have one

Facebook:

http://lycoming.facebook.com/profile.php?id=67100636

Random:

I’m just me!

 

Name:

Mike Flury

Sex:

Male

Age:

21

Sign:

Leo

Member Since:

2004

Room:

110

Email:

flumich@lycoming.edu

Home Page:

 

Facebook:

http://lycoming.facebook.com/profile.php?id=67100409

Random:

Giggidy Giggidy, all right!

Name:

Luke Krauss

Sex:

Yes please

Age:

Old

Sign:

Blank checks over to me please.

Member Since:

Um… yes

Room:

Shiny silver

Email:

kraluke@lycoming.edu

Home Page:

http://student1.lycoming.edu/~kraluke

Facebook:

http://lycoming.facebook.com/profile.php?id=67100258

Random:

42!