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Keith Leonard

 

Hometown: Jefferson Township, NJ

Where are you currently living: Columbia, MD

Major(s): Computer Science

Minor(s): Mathematics

Graduation Date: May 1999

How long have you been a member: 3 years (1996-1999)

Current Job: Software Developer

Contact Info: keith5000@gmail.com

Biography:

During a cold rainy evening in 1996 members of the Creative Arts Society at Lycoming College found at their doorstop an abandoned, cold and shivering little boy. They named him Keith, took him into the comfort of their poorly heated dormitories and fed him massive amounts of alcohol. Despite his lack of an artistic talent or interest in the pursuit of such a course of study (but not unlike 80% of everyone else) Keith was inducted into the Creative Arts Society after meeting the only entrance requirement which was to determine which type of tree he would most like to be. To show his gratitude he supplied the CAS with gifts (lamps, toilet paper, tables, food, chairs) which may or may not have rightfully belonged to other campus organizations. Keith made many friends during his 3 year stead with the CAS, some of whom later became shameless whores and their willfully lying accomplices. However there are others (Reverend and Mrs. Oskvig, Puck, Roommate Ken, Mel Chica la Chica, Senorita Montagna, Dr. Carver, "Nick", Fuckin Kat, Aaron Kosexy) who shall one day reunite in the CAS Holy Shrine (aka dirty ass lounge) to usher in the dawn of the apocalypse and stuff.

 


 

Last Updated: 10-20-08

Updated by: Caitlin D. Keegan